Welcome to devMash.com™.  Please do not be alarmed by anything you see or hear around you.  You are bound to feel some initial ill effects as you have been rescued from certain boredom at an improbability level of two to the power of two hundred and seventy-six thousand to one against - possibly much higher.  This website is now crusing at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to one against.  We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway.

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